In the car tonight on the way home from school:
D: (proudly) "Bryce and I know each other's middle names."
I seize the opportunity for a little teasing...
Me: "What is your middle name?"
D: "Zachary"
Me: "What? Your name is
Johnathan . Declan
Johnathan..."
D: "My middle name is Zachary, you're just being facetious"
Me: "What! Where did you learn that word?"
D: "I don't know, but you were being facetious, right?"
Me: (still a little stunned) "Yep."
Trivia: Did you know that facetious is one of only two words in the English language to contain all 5 vowels in alphabetical order?