A FEW MINUTES AGO-

Me: "Do you know where my camera is?"

Declan: "I do know where your camera is, but I'm not going to tell you because you are suppose to keep track of it."

Me: (under my breath, mumbling) "smart ass."

Where does he get that?

A FEW DAYS AGO -

Declan: "I can't wait until I have kiddos."

Me: "Why is that?"

Declan: "Because then I'll have someone to boss around."

OUCH :0